collegehumor:

Friend Advice: How to Muffle Explosive Diarrhea
If that doesn’t work, you can just quit.

collegehumor:

Friend Advice: How to Muffle Explosive Diarrhea

If that doesn’t work, you can just quit.

(Source: College Humor)

(via jabell18)

Almost. I want less of a rectangle, and more of a long square.

Please Fire Me.: Please fire me. When my co-worker relieves me for break at my console,...

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. When my co-worker relieves me for break at my console, he sits and farts in my chair while i’m gone. He thinks that if he does it while I’m gone that the noxious smell will be gone when i come back. This might be true with a leather chair, as the toots tend to make a slapping or…

collegehumor:

Super Stereotype Mario
It’s hard to fight stereotypes when you’re busy saving princesses.

collegehumor:

Super Stereotype Mario

It’s hard to fight stereotypes when you’re busy saving princesses.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Unfortunate Turkish Airlines Advertisement
Who cares? They still have complimentary peanuts.

collegehumor:

Unfortunate Turkish Airlines Advertisement

Who cares? They still have complimentary peanuts.

(Source: College Humor)

Clients From Hell: Whiter!

clientsfromhell:

CLIENT: I want the background color to be bright and white.

ME: The current background color is #FFFFFF. It’s as white as I can make it.

CLIENT: No! I’m telling you, it can be whiter!

After a (hour-long) discussion over the phone, she sent me a powerpoint file with a picture of a cloud with…